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12.06.2025 11:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can men and women be friends?

No way

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This seed is rich in protein, magnesium, and helps grow muscle mass - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Kohler's $51M Arizona award terminated by Department of Energy - ABC15 Arizona

Next, they tried...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KING5.com

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’ Official Trailer Reveals a Predatory Twist - The Hollywood Reporter

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Still no good

Dakota Johnson Realized This Outfit Mistake Mid-Interview — And Her Reaction Was Priceless - HuffPost

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC